MOMENT THAT SHOOK THE BLOG
I recieved a joke yesterday via email about the True Test of Marriage.
A guy is engaged to be married. The only problem is that his sister in law is HOTTT. Anyways a week before he is about to get married his sissy in law calls him and says her computer is broken. As he gets there she tells him that she always looked at him with lust and how much she wants him. She said if she could just have him just once before he spends the rest of his life with her sister. The man was gobsmacked. She slowly went upstairs and as she went into the room she dropped her panties and kicked it down the stairs. And she was Hot. He runs out of the house only to be confronted by the Toppie. He pets the lad on his shoulder and said “Well Done Son . You have passed the Final Test . Now you can marry my daughter”. Moral of the story.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR
This leads us to our moment of the week. And some guys have been pestering me and saying Please Swoosh put this on the blog. So with rights and permission here is a true recollection of events from a lad they call ANACONDA
This lad was engaged to a fairly beautiful Chic. Only problem was she stayed in one of the dorpies. So our man Anaconda had to travel and do the long haul. So he had meeto Moro (Sweat meats -for our other readers) and was engaged. He got invited to the house once and because of the distance ended up spending the night, the halaal way. Now the problem arose when his bedroom was next to the Shower. And whilst he was catching some Zee’s he noticed the Sister In Law entering the bathroom. Now being an ANACONDA he couldn’t resist stretching the limbs a bit. He ended up in front of the bathroom with the Keyhole looking like an Imax Theater. And he went for the dreaded peek. Saw his Sister in Law rubbing soap on herself and u know the usual what chicks do when they shower. And Our man Anaconda liked what he saw so much that his whole focus drifted on the Sister In Law. And yeah you guessed it he fell for her and lost his Fiqr for his fiancee. As expected the engagement broke. Till today the fiancee as well as the Sister in law have no clue why the engagement was broken. Our man Anaconda came home and gave us a moment that shook the Blog.
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 7:39 amANACONDA YOU DOG! YOU A BLOODY LEGEND……ANACONDA RECONDS THAT THE SISTER-IN-LAW HAD ‘MUTTU DIL’ -(‘VERY BIG HEART’), THUS WENT THROUGH LOTS OF SOAP TO LATHER THAT REGION….
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 7:41 amI WONDER HOW MANY GUYS /GIRLS HAVE PEEPED THROUGH THE KEYHOLD DURING THEIR DAYS…I RECKON WE SHOULD TAKE A CENCORS….BET YOU HAVE DONE THAT MANY TIMES SWOOSH ? TIME TO CONFESS
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 8:09 amtime to confess about anaconda and yourself trip to the great bronx
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 8:14 amand here i thought such things only happens in the indian movies..
Biggy
May 17, 2007 at 9:33 amSwoosh, better not be staying the night in the bronx, you getting old and need to settle down, not jol the sister in law.
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 12:33 pmdoes that pic look the bathroom of st James cres , Ellysium .
Which marine achieved this photo shoot
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 1:50 pmyour sister inlaw better beware about you swoosh
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 2:41 pmThe grammar on this blog!
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 2:44 pmIts time to repay all the good wingmen you’ve used over the years and let them have the sister in law. Come now Swoosh, sharing is caring. What you doing is just down right dirty. However, i’m all for TAKING DOWN THE SISTER IN LAW
I’d leave my name, but then I’d have to kill ya.
Anonymous
May 17, 2007 at 3:17 pmYou guys are disgusting. Really! This story is just plain hectic.
Faheem_Vezharz
May 17, 2007 at 3:22 pmHaha.The anaconda is a legend.A true moment that shook the blog
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 8:37 amso whsoe the anaconda …
Did i miss something
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 8:44 amIS THE ANACONDA A DURBANITE OR A GUATENG OWE? SOUNDS LIKE HIS FROM LENZ SOUTH
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 9:23 amTO THE NERD WHO IS SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE ‘GRAMMER ON THE BLOG’, GO READ A DICTIONERY AND DON’T CONCERN YOURSELF WITH COOL THINGS LIKE THE BLOG
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 9:42 amanaconda reminds me of myself. back in the day that is exactly how i met my precious gori sugra. i was engaged to her sister gori banoo but happened to sneak a view when gori sugra was bathing amongst the sugar cane fields.that changed everything!
goolam patel
Faaiz
May 18, 2007 at 2:18 pmI once knew a guy called Anaconda who was from escourt currently driving a white ford escourt with red seatbelts and recently serviced by shah motors coz first gear was jerking all the time, after the service they realised he never knew where was second, is it the same person thats a good question?
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 2:22 pmswoosh kindly check all comments left on the blog cos i think some of them r getting too personal!
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 2:32 pmShabir is that you?
Sorry Anaconda is that you?
If it is come out and just say so and stop being anonymous, you a legend on the blog in the class of giggs
B
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 2:38 pmone great mechanic told me that if u drive from 1st gear straight into 3rd it will save ur gearbox from packing up & less strain on ur engine as well. anaconda is a very clever snake. faaiz can write what he wants, he is driving 4 so long but does not know this.
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 2:43 pmfaaiz, leave anaconda alone, let him have his moment don’t be jealous.
Anonymous
May 18, 2007 at 2:47 pmfaaiz ‘sour grapes’…..hows the love life….guess it could have been better if you had an anaconda….than you wouldn’t have to spend a clipa for an hour with a clip!
anaconda